On the first day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
A ticket to the Christmas Jubilee
On the second day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Two Chick-fil-A gift cards
On the third day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Three pair of boots
On the fourth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Four matching suits
On the fifth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Five bad toupees
On the sixth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Six nasty fruitcakes
On the seventh day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Seven packs of Rolaids
On the eight day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Eight late-night burgers
On the ninth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Nine CD Specials
On the tenth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Ten red-back hymnals
On the eleventh day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Eleven ugly neckties
On the twelfth day of Christmas my good friend gave to me
Twelve truck-stop showers
A Christmas Jubilee!